I try

I try to be nice to my dog, he gets leftovers, rib bones, animal fat, and whatever organ is on sale at the market. He loves me for it, and yet never gains weight. But today he crossed the line. And I’ve never seen him do this before, it caught me by surprise. I didn’t think he was one of them but he is. He threw up and decided it smelled tasty and tried to clean it up with his mouth.. Umm dog… no. You will not eat your own half-digested-covered-in-stomach-acid-kibbles’n’nibbles. This is not allowed. I know you are incapable of reading or scrolling through my Tumblr, but please stop. This message is meant for my dog.